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Back Pew Fellowship

FREE SISTER DORIS — Bail Fund Tee

FREE SISTER DORIS — Bail Fund Tee

Regular price $35.00 USD
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Sister Doris made the potato salad. Six saints visited the emergency room. The county got involved. Now the church is raising her bail — and the whiteboard says we're only at $85.

Every shirt gets her closer to Sunday service. Wear the movement: FREE SISTER DORIS. The raisins were not a crime.

Ships within one week of your order. Soft unisex tee, true to size. (This is comedy merch from Back Pew Fellowship — Sister Doris is a fictional legend and no actual bail is pending.)

Size & fit

Comfort Colors 1717 — a relaxed unisex fit, roomy through the body with a slightly boxy shoulder. Between sizes or want a closer fit? Size down. Want it oversized the way it's worn in the videos? Size up.

  • S — chest 18¼" laid flat · body length 26⅝"
  • M — chest 20¼" laid flat · body length 28"
  • L — chest 22" laid flat · body length 29⅜"
  • XL — chest 24" laid flat · body length 30¾"
  • 2XL — chest 26" laid flat · body length 31⅝"
  • 3XL — chest 27¾" laid flat · body length 32½"

Chest is measured across the shirt one inch below the armhole, seam to seam. Length runs from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem. Garment-dyed cotton has minimal shrinkage, but expect up to half an inch after the first hot wash.

Fabric & care

100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz garment-dyed. Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Garment dye means every shirt fades a little differently — that's the point.

Shipping & returns

Flat $8.95 shipping on every order, however many shirts you buy, anywhere in the United States. USPS Ground Advantage with tracking, 3–5 business days once it leaves here. We do not ship outside the US.

Every shirt is printed for your order and ships within one week, tracked. Wrong size? Send it back unworn within 14 days and we’ll ship the right size at no extra charge — you cover return postage. Questions go to sisterdoris@backpewfellowship.com.

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