Now we're going to pray for the kids who have lice.
She said it into a live microphone in front of the whole congregation. Nobody stopped her. Now it's on a shirt.
I. The Shirts
Two shirts · Black or Moss · S–3XL
Praying For The Kids Who Have Lice
$8.95 flat shipping, tracked · Printed in Texas
FREE SISTER DORIS — Bail Fund Tee
$8.95 flat shipping, tracked · Printed in Texas
It started with the potato salad.
It went up on the fellowship hall whiteboard like any other sign-up. Potato Salad — Doris. Location, unknown. Date, to be determined.
Six saints visited the emergency room. The county got involved. Sister Doris has not been seen at Sunday service since.
The Bail Fund
This is comedy merch. Sister Doris is a fictional legend and no actual bail is pending.
Booking photo, 5-8-9-9-8-5.
She has not made a statement. Her cardigan has.
Every shirt sold puts a little more on the board. The board currently says eighty-five dollars.
Shop the shirts →
III. As seen in the back pew
@backpewfellowship
- 404KLavender cardigan
at the pulpit - 253KSharing the podium
- 121KThe Easter lilies
- 21.8KLice, the wide shot
IV. Sizing & the fine print
Everything before you orderSize & fit
Comfort Colors 1717 is a relaxed unisex fit — roomy through the body with a slightly boxy shoulder. If you're between sizes or want a closer fit, size down. If you want it oversized the way it's worn in the videos, size up.
| Size | Chest, laid flat | Chest, around | Body length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18¼" | 36½" | 26⅝" |
| M | 20¼" | 40½" | 28" |
| L | 22" | 44" | 29⅜" |
| XL | 24" | 48" | 30¾" |
| 2XL | 26" | 52" | 31⅝" |
| 3XL | 27¾" | 55½" | 32½" |
Chest is measured across the shirt one inch below the armhole, seam to seam. Length runs from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem. Garment-dyed cotton has minimal shrinkage, but expect up to half an inch after the first hot wash.
Fabric & care
- 6.1 oz/yd², 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton, 20 singles
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel from the first wear
- Topstitched classic-width rib collar, shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
- Print is DTF — flexible, heat-pressed, not a sticker
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. No bleach. Don't iron directly on the print. Because these are pigment-dyed, shade varies slightly from batch to batch — that's the garment doing what it's supposed to do, not a defect.
Shipping & returns
Orders ship within one week. Every shirt is printed fresh when you order, and you'll get a tracking number the day it goes out.
Shipping is a flat $8.95 on every order, however many shirts you buy, and it's the same price to any address in the United States. USPS Ground Advantage with tracking, 3–5 business days once it leaves here. We don't ship outside the US.
Wrong size? Send it back unworn and unwashed within 14 days of delivery and we'll ship the right size at no extra charge — you cover the postage to send the first one back. Because every shirt is printed for your order, we can't take returns for change of mind — but if it arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, email us and we'll make it right.
Questions
No. Back Pew Fellowship is a comedy universe. Nobody is in jail, nobody has lice, and the potato salad is fine.
Within one week of your order, tracked. Printing when you order is how every size stays available instead of only the three I guessed right.
Yes. Each shirt picks its own color and size.
No closing date — order whenever. If a design is ever about to retire, this page will say so first.
Email sisterdoris@backpewfellowship.com and you'll get a real answer from a real person.